Topic: The Sharing of Marriage
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Some of us can relate to this.
The sharing of marriage...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a
drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing
one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can
afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
said, they were just fine - th e y were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping the drink
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used
to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with
the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who
had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are
waiting for?"
She answered
"THE TEETH."
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a
drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing
one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can
afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
said, they were just fine - th e y were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping the drink
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used
to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with
the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who
had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are
waiting for?"
She answered
"THE TEETH."
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My wife and I sometimes share french fries or a drink, but NEVER TEETH !!! Yuck !! 
Larry
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Hello Dave!
That is precious Dave.We seniors can relate!!!!!!!!!
I remember my father's teeth were like the stars.
No, they didn't sparkle.
They came out at night.
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I don't ritely understand ol folks not havin there teeth. My Grandparents lived to be in the 90's.
They were farmers so maybe that's why it worked out for them. They was lucky to have Cows See Um all the time and I heard tell that promotes strong bones and teeth.......
They were farmers so maybe that's why it worked out for them. They was lucky to have Cows See Um all the time and I heard tell that promotes strong bones and teeth.......
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That was a good one. As far back as I can remember there was two sets of teeth in my parents bathroom every night. That reminds me of a time the morning after long night of partying. I went into my parents bathroom and started brushing my teeth. All the sudden I had this nasty taste in my mouth. I couldn't figure it out until I looked down and saw this tube of Brill Cream sitting on the counter top. I can still see my Dad laughing about that one! I will tell you it took a long time to get that taste out of my mouth.
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