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Posted: 8/3/07 5:41am Message 1 of 13

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OlrustysGhost

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em ugly again".

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE....... BE HAPPY

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Posted: 8/3/07 10:25am Message 2 of 13

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now THATS a side splitter, hilarious!

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Posted: 8/3/07 2:09pm Message 3 of 13

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Mean....... just plain mean.

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Posted: 8/3/07 2:33pm Message 4 of 13

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That was good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 8/3/07 3:20pm Message 5 of 13

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Dammit I can't stop laffin.....

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Posted: 8/3/07 3:21pm Message 6 of 13

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Tuxblacray2007-08-03 15:24:54

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Keeewwwwllll, or maybe I should say krrreeewwwlll.

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Posted: 8/3/07 6:28pm Message 8 of 13

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Good one He go'in down down down laughing all the way

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Posted: 8/3/07 7:50pm Message 9 of 13

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Posted: 8/3/07 8:03pm Message 10 of 13

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I thinks Paul likes that one!

just for the record, I'm ALWAYS that last one in line...

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