The way to achieve inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package
of  Oreos, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how 
really, really good I feel right now.

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.