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Topic: The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

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The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Posted: 8/1/06 1:09pm Message 1 of 6
greypoupon69
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 The world's shortest fairy tale: 

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"  The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean home and stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The End.

 




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The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

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very good one Mick!Glad you are well with your sense of humor back!


The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

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And the guy did the same, and they ALL lived happily ever after......da end.



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The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

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good one Mick , as we say : marrying is solving problems which weren't there before


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Mick - good to see you in print again - take it easy and recover totally  Thanks for the laugh

Big Al





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