> A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
>
> There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
>
> There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the
> South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
>
> If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
>
> Onced and Twiced are words.
>
> It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
>
> Jawl-P? Means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
>
> People actually grow,eat and like okra.
>
> Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.
>
> There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's
> supper.
>
> Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when
> you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to
> as the Wine of the South.
>
> Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
>
> The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
>
> You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it
> is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
>
> You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
>
> Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
>
> All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
> grain, insect, or animal.
>
> You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
>
> You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
>
> The local papers cover national and international news on one page,
> but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and
gossip.
>
> Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or Mr.(first
> name)
>
> You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
>
> You know what ahissyfit is..
>
> Fried catfish is the other white meat.
>
> We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we
> can drive!!!
>
> You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends
> and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH.
>