Topic: Things that make ya go "Hmmm"
in Forum: Humor
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Where do you go if you’re addicted to counseling?
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If the opposite of “pro” is “con,” is the opposite of “Congress” “Progress?”
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
Why do drive up ATM’s have Braille on the buttons?
Why do they say all things in moderation?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why is it that if you send something by ship, it’s called “Cargo” but if you send something by car, it’s called a “Shipment?”
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Why do “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stay on the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards?
If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?
If God took acid, would he see people?
I wanted a Corvette my whole life, but I never dreamed of all the wonderful people I would meet because of it!
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