Topic: Things that make ya go hmmmm...
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FACTS TO PONDER:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health Human Services.
Now think about this:Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(YES, that's 80 Million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
.000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI
So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends
to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large,
I have withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!!
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health Human Services.
Now think about this:Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(YES, that's 80 Million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
.000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI
So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends
to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large,
I have withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!!
Joel Adams
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I say we shoot the doctors.
And then the lawyers.
Unless they are also C3 owners.
And then the lawyers.
Unless they are also C3 owners.
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Do ya think yer safe if your doctor happens to be your gun toten huntin partner?
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