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Three things to think about:
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her
calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
in a courthouse - you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
thanx, Micki!
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her
calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
in a courthouse - you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
thanx, Micki!Joel Adams
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I fully agree!!!!!!!
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Holy Cow! We would sure need a bunch of cattle here in NJ!
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