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things to ponder..

Posted: 2/12/08 6:25am Message 1 of 8
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Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.



T H E    C O N S T I T U T I O N


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.



T H E   1 0    C O M M A N D M E N T S


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.


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Posted: 2/12/08 7:27am Message 2 of 8
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Posted: 2/12/08 4:36pm Message 3 of 8
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Man if thats not the truth nutten is. What has happened to our country?


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Posted: 2/12/08 8:56pm Message 4 of 8
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Very good stuff you got there! Makes ya think about it all, and makes your head hurt!Big%20smile I support the get a free cow when you cross the border program.LOL


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Posted: 2/13/08 8:04am Message 5 of 8
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 I'm with that, its alot cheaper to give them a cow than to support them Clap


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Posted: 2/13/08 9:13am Message 6 of 8
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Make them legal or make them leave, they should be taxed like the rest of U.S.    Gene




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Posted: 2/13/08 9:38am Message 7 of 8
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I like the cow idea. Give them all a cow. Now where are we gonna find that many cows with that mad cow thing?


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Posted: 2/13/08 2:45pm Message 8 of 8
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[QUOTE=Jeffm] I like the cow idea. Give them all a cow. Now where are we gonna find that many cows with that mad cow thing?
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I vote we give em nothin!!! If they can't play by our rules then send em packin.

My great grand parents learned to speak English and didn't ask for a free ride. Hard work and perserverance were the code of ethic and they became leagalized citizens.

Listen up Ameraica, before its too late!!!





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