In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have

 demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of

 the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli

 (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1

 kilo of Poop.

 However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,

 beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification

 process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 Remember:

 Water = Poop

 Wine = Health

 Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink

 water and be full of crap .

 it as a public service.