Thought For The Day.
A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

THINK ABOUT THIS ONE:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments  

COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq   ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.  

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS  - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

THOUGHTS.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 
 
2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire. 
 
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 
 
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 
 
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 
 
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 
 
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 
 
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 
 
9. If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving is not for you. 
 
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 
 
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 
 
12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield. 
 
13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 
 
14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 
 
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 

16 Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 
 
17. There are two theories to arguing with a woman - Neither one works. 
 
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 
 
19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 
 
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.