Topic: Three Wishes...
in Forum: Humor
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American engineer are working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three
Wishes says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
Farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
Be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land
In Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
Around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
There was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please
Tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually
Impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
Joel Adams
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Good one, Joel. Let's see how long they can tread water.
Larry
american ENGINEER ? water ? i'd chosen gas......so we can light it at christmas and the hole world would have a bright star....
sorry...
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Water would give us a place to put our favorite pets......
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
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"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
Ok Joel , dind't tought further... air-pollution, heating our sfere, ozon layer , etc. Water will be nicer , for the pets.
So, when do they start building that wall ? And do we sent back those who color our streets and live of our money , now protesting in Brussels against some silly cartoons in a denmark ! newspaper ..... 
? I see again a army police men to calm them and on TV our governement hole day long discuss what to do about it ....WHO pays that ? o yeah, whe of course.Sorry , stupid of me , taxes..... is the answer.Did i win something ?
But be aware !!!! if we , hard working class..., drive a wheel across the white line or 10 mph too fast ... FLASH , and CASH.
Sorry , the wall.... Pink Floyd ! see you