>>>>  Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!
>>
>>>>
>>>> A man asks...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
>>>> something.   If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I
>>>> was Italian?   Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me
>>>> if I was German?   Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me
>>>> if I was Jewish?   Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was
>>>> Mexican?  Would you? Would you?"
>>>> The clerk says, "Well, no!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did
>>>> you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The clerk replies  "Because you're at Home Depot."