Home page
SPONSOR AD SPONSOR AD

Topic: Tragedy- Obama

in Forum: Humor


Tragedy- Obama

Posted: 2/11/09 12:55pm Message 1 of 3
Profile Pic
Lifetime MemberLifetime Member
Send PM
DeBerry, TX - USA
Joined: 2/27/2002
Posts: 1006
Vette(s): 1971 383 Stroker- mille miglia red...5 speed
 

Little Johnny does it again!

 


 What is a tragedy? 
  
 
 

President  Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he
visited one of  the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion
related to  words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat president asked the class  for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little  boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that  would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand:  'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

 'I'm  afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great  loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at  the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

longhorn2942009-02-11 12:59:55


   I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

SPONSOR AD:: (Our Sponsors help support C3VR)

Tragedy- Obama

Posted: 2/11/09 6:05pm Message 2 of 3
Profile Pic
Lifetime MemberLifetime Member
Send PM
Joined: 7/2/2006
Posts: 8205
Yipes!


corvette440hp

Tragedy- Obama

Posted: 2/11/09 8:47pm Message 3 of 3
Profile Pic
Lifetime MemberLifetime Member
Moderator
Send PM
Duncanville, TX - USA
Joined: 11/8/2003
Posts: 20214
Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
I've seen this same thing over the years with the Clintons, and both Bushes....it fits all of them quite nicely...


Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56    

My Link


(click for Texas-sized view!)
             NCRS

"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"

in Forum: Humor


SPONSOR AD: (Our Sponsors help support C3VR)