A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever

physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual

tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I

could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality however." 

"Oh, what is that, Doctor?" 

"Well, you have no nipples." 

"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," She replied. 

"That is amazing," said the doctor."I'd like to write this up for The

Montana Journal of Medicine if you don't mind. 

She said, "OK." 

"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?" 

She answered, "Approximately 500." 

"And what is the name of your tribe?" Asked the doctor. 

Running Doe replied, "We're called 

(You know me, I hate to do this to you) 

"The Indiannippleless Five Hundred"