Topic: Truckers’ Breakfast
in Forum: Humor
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Lifetime Member flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen
and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of head-
lights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts
store?”
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires—that’s three pancakes. A pair of headlights
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires—that’s three pancakes. A pair of headlights
is two eggs sunny side up, and a pair of running boards are two slices of crisp
bacon.”
“Oh, okay,” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned
up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
“I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards,”
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
“I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards,”
she replied, “you might as well gas up.”
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Barry
in Forum: Humor
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