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Posted: 6/16/12 7:59am Message 1 of 3

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Lee Trevino: a true story, you gotta love him...

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas , Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.

A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, �Excuse me, do you speak English?"

Lee responded, �Yes Ma'am, I do".

The lady then asked, �What do you charge to do yard work?�

Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her".

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

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Posted: 6/17/12 6:06pm Message 2 of 3

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That's not unusual, I got the same deal at my house.

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Good one, Larry!

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