One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a  trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store.  When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. 

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.  With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,  "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.  It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!

 

yeah...but she's YOUR SISTER!!

[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]yeah...but she's YOUR SISTER!! [/QUOTE]

 

       Good catch there Joel !

Did you hear about the blonde that played hide and seek?

 

They found her dead in the basement 2 months later.

Here's one where the blonde outsmarted the salesman.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kinds, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

heckloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

hecklooooo? It's been a year, I told him!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back. Guess I won !!!

[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]yeah...but she's YOUR SISTER!! [/QUOTE]

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!