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FOUR RULES TO LIVE BY - Drink, Steal, Swear and Lie
Here are some simple rules I live by: Listen carefully and live by these 4 rules: Drink, Steal, Swear, and Lie.
* Drink from the "everlasting cup" every day.
* Steal a moment to help someone that is in worse shape than you are.
* Swear that you will be a better person today than yesterday.
* And last, but not least, when you lie down at night thank God you live in America and have freedom.
Here are some simple rules I live by: Listen carefully and live by these 4 rules: Drink, Steal, Swear, and Lie.
* Drink from the "everlasting cup" every day.
* Steal a moment to help someone that is in worse shape than you are.
* Swear that you will be a better person today than yesterday.
* And last, but not least, when you lie down at night thank God you live in America and have freedom.
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Great rules to live by, Tux. It would be a whole lot better world if more people thought that way.
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Dam...I guess I shudda red the hole thang...
I got drunk and stole Mama's car after I swore I woodn't, then I lied aboot the dent I poot in it...
Thanx, Larry!
I got drunk and stole Mama's car after I swore I woodn't, then I lied aboot the dent I poot in it...





Thanx, Larry!
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[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]Dam...I guess I shudda red the hole thang...
I got drunk and stole Mama's car after I swore I woodn't, then I lied aboot the dent I poot in it...
Thanx, Larry![/QUOTE]
I got drunk and stole Mama's car after I swore I woodn't, then I lied aboot the dent I poot in it...

Thanx, Larry![/QUOTE]
Damn Joel
you too funny.

Great rules Larry
wish everyone would live by them.

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