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Twisted/Sick Humor

Posted: 5/31/06 11:41am Message 1 of 11
greypoupon69
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A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent car accident, he had lost both his arms and legs.  

During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him.

Each felt very sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "Yes, but it's been a long time", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The  man said "Yes, but it's been a long, long time", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?"

The fellow said "No".

She said "You will be when the tide comes in."




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Posted: 5/31/06 4:52pm Message 2 of 11
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Mick,

That's not the half of it. He's mostlikely to get a good dose of the CRABS too!!!


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Posted: 5/31/06 5:44pm Message 3 of 11
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Posted: 6/1/06 3:16pm Message 4 of 11
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I think his name is  Walt r skeeter  or boog e board


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Posted: 6/1/06 4:21pm Message 5 of 11
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But what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?   Bob.


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Posted: 6/1/06 7:46pm Message 6 of 11
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That would depend on his age Ken. He might just be called Boy (bouy).


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Posted: 6/1/06 8:39pm Message 7 of 11
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But, I don't want to go to America!

 

Shut up & keep swimmin'!!




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Posted: 6/1/06 8:47pm Message 8 of 11
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Forget about the salmon honey, I'm coming home with the crabs!  


   I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

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Posted: 6/1/06 9:09pm Message 9 of 11
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too cruel, but funny





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Posted: 6/1/06 9:41pm Message 10 of 11
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what do you call a cow with no legs?

groung beef.

What do you call a chicken with no legs?

ground chicken.

What do call a pig with no legs?

ground pork.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

don't matter he won't come anyway.

ole' meat cutters joke.




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