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Two Trees

Posted: 3/29/06 9:39pm Message 1 of 6
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Two Trees

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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Posted: 3/29/06 10:31pm Message 2 of 6
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Posted: 3/29/06 11:05pm Message 3 of 6
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 Nice piece of ash, even the wife liked that one


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Posted: 3/30/06 9:09am Message 4 of 6
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Posted: 3/30/06 3:22pm Message 6 of 6
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