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Topic: Unemployed Blonde

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Unemployed Blonde

Posted: 8/8/08 6:04am Message 1 of 7
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Dorr, MI - USA
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Vette(s): 71 Colonnade Hardtop Coupe Torch Red with black interior originally L48 built to push around 360hp
Ok, so this unemployed blonde is walking down the street of a well to do neighborhood knocking on doors looking to do odd jobs for money. She comes to a house and asks if there's anything they needed done. Well the guy says, " I'm going out of town for a few days and  I will pay you to paint my porch while I'm gone", and she agrees. He hands her a few gallons of white stain, and the next day she gets started. After a week the guy returns and finds that the porch hasn't been touched. He calls the blonde to see what's up. Well she says, "sure I did, and after that I decided to do you a favor".  "When I finished painting you Porshe I had some stain left so I decided to paint your Ferrari too."



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Unemployed Blonde

Posted: 8/8/08 7:50am Message 2 of 7
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Unemployed Blonde

Posted: 8/8/08 9:07am Message 3 of 7
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South Milwaukee, WI - USA
Joined: 6/3/2008
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Vette(s): 1978 L82 4spd coupe/3.73:1 Differential Ratio /Black with Yellow Pinstripes and Black Interior/AC/Tilt/AM FM Stereo/Pretty Much Stock
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Unemployed Blonde

Posted: 8/8/08 10:38am Message 4 of 7
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Flanders, NJ - USA
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Vette(s): 1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.
As long as she didn't touch the Vette!
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Unemployed Blonde

Posted: 8/8/08 10:44am Message 5 of 7
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Mundelein, IL - USA
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Vette(s): 1978 25 anniversary blue on blue with T-tops.
I would have had her do one more job, Dig a hole 6' deep and come and get me when she was done so I could put her in IT!Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
 
 
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Unemployed Blonde

Posted: 8/11/08 6:16am Message 6 of 7
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Holland, OH - USA
Joined: 11/29/2004
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Vette(s): 1978 Silver Anniversary Edition

   What - she forgot the Lambo? How dumb can you be?

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Unemployed Blonde

Posted: 8/11/08 7:55am Message 7 of 7
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Klamath Falls, OR - USA
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Vette(s): 74 coupe 4 speed 350, 54K actual miles, all original; paint, interior, engine, split bumper. #'s match. 2nd owner, no stress cracks.
BAAAAAD Joke.....   but funny !!!Clap




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74 coupe 4 speed 350, 54K actual miles,
all original; paint, interior, engine,
split  bumper. #'s match. 2nd owner, no stress cracks.

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