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The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 90 million in school.
Which leaves 50 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the
Federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
With killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people
who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in
Hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
sitting on your ass,
at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice
160 million are retired
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 90 million in school.
Which leaves 50 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the
Federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
With killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people
who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in
Hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
sitting on your ass,
at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice
Jimmy B.
Just can't wait to get on the road again. 
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No...that leaves just YOU...I QUIT!! 
I've seen this before, but it's still funny!!
I've seen this before, but it's still funny!!
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GOOD ONE JIMMY !
That's not accurate. I can look over my cubicle and see lots of fellow workers busy at their computers.
Or are they just reading jokes and wasting time like me?
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Give me a break! It's 6:00 in the morning, half of ya ain't even drug yerselves outta bed. I have been workin here fer an hour an now it's time ta strap on the shoeleather and head ta my other job.
Which most of the day if I look around I will see just what Dave was seein. So this goes out to those folks..... Have a great Day I'll keep on kickin butt for ya....
Tuxblacray 2007-10-03 03:12:52
Which most of the day if I look around I will see just what Dave was seein. So this goes out to those folks..... Have a great Day I'll keep on kickin butt for ya....
The $$$$ are going to China, Mexico, South America, Central America, South Korea, etc., etc.
You want fries with that burger?
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Don't forget India. Just about every time I call for customer service, and it doesn't matter which company, I get someone in India.
It is a worker's market here in the Upper Mid-West. There's such a shortage that over in Montana there's a Mc Donalds that has its drive-thru operated by someone in India. You place your order and the voice you hear is from India. They type in the order and it appears on the computer in the store. They offered several times the min wage to hire someone and no one wanted the job, so it was sent overseas.
It is a worker's market here in the Upper Mid-West. There's such a shortage that over in Montana there's a Mc Donalds that has its drive-thru operated by someone in India. You place your order and the voice you hear is from India. They type in the order and it appears on the computer in the store. They offered several times the min wage to hire someone and no one wanted the job, so it was sent overseas.
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[QUOTE=Bry58501]It is a worker's market here in the Upper Mid-West. There's such a shortage that over in Montana there's a Mc Donalds that has its drive-thru operated by someone in India. You place your order and the voice you hear is from India. They type in the order and it appears on the computer in the store. They offered several times the min wage to hire someone and no one wanted the job, so it was sent overseas. [/QUOTE]
NO F-ing WAY?!?!?!?!!!!
You gotta be crappin me!?
NO F-ing WAY?!?!?!?!!!!
You gotta be crappin me!?
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