Villager:              'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git'
 
Ventriloquist:      'alo dog, hows it going mate'

 Dog:                      ' Doin' alright'
 
Villager:                ( Look of extreme shock)
 
Ventriloquist        ' Is this villager your owner?'
 
Dog:                       'Yep'
 
Ventriloquist:        'How does he treat you?'
 
Dog:                        'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
 great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play
 
Villager:                  (Look of disbelief)
 
Ventriloquist:         'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
 
Villager:                  'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either'
 

Ventriloquist:        'Hey horse, how's it going'
 
Horse:                    'Cool'
 
Villager:                 (Absolutely dumbfounded)
 
Ventriloquist:         'How does he treat you?'
 
Horse:                     'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
 regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me
 from the cold.

 Villager:                    (Total look of amazement)

 Ventriloquist:           'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
 
Villager:                     (In a panic) 'The sheep's a liar'

 

Villager (to sheep): "There'll never be another EWE."