hahahahaha !
Yes Tuxblacray : dictionary = woordenboek
.....but you have to find one in Flemisch , not French !
ANY language, Ken, except chinese  ??? take 2 : chinese AND flemisch

Allez, doet ulder beste, of pak n'n woordenboek .Das n'n tip. Os hem al keund leezn.  = go for it , do your best, and take a dictionary.That's a tip. If you can read it at least ! sorry , forgotten the , but that's the same i suppose....

ja gasten , den dienen die da hiere kan vertaln , ewel dien mag ne keer lachn me mijn schrijffetten in ulder gazetje =
hi guys , the one who can translate this , is the one who may laugh once with my typing faults in your forum.
Kpeinze da der ni vele goan zijn die hier ook maar één woord van verstoan.= i think that there are gonna be no many who understand even one word of it .
Of zou moetn n'n vlaumschen boer geweest zijn die oeit geemmigreerd es naar ulder landjen en doar zijn zeuns of dochters die schone vlaamsche toule blijvn leern es.= Or it must be a Flemisch farmer  who ever emmigrated to your country  and over there  his sons or daughters  kept learning the  beautifull  flemisch language .
Moar doar twijfln ikke an.= But about that i'm not sure .

Voilà : lesson 1 .
 

Notbert,
I searched for a couple of hours this morning trying to find a free website to translate your lingo to no availe. I looked for Belgium, Netherlands, Danish. No luck.
Now you come back and tell us it's Flemish? If that's the case the Flemgunner should be able to translate for us!
If your gonna keep pushin us I am gonna break down and buy translation software. But I don't know if they have your lingo listed... Thanks for the lesson!

I tried Danish and German translator but couldn't get any where either. That's why I thought he was pulling our leg.

Actually, I said anything but Greek.  And Flemisch is Greek to me as well.