While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize- a toilet brush.


About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied:

"Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?

"Not so good," replied Bubba,"I'm thinking 'bout switching back to paper."

Ouch, ouch, ouch!