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Lifetime MemberIrving, TX - USA
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks.
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Warning: This is a really bad corney joke ----
This morning on the way to work I carelessly rear-ended a car at some lights.
Anyway the bloke who was driving got out.
And he was a dwarf!
And he said "I'm not happy"
And I said "Well, which one are you then?"
Anyway the bloke who was driving got out.
And he was a dwarf!
And he said "I'm not happy"
And I said "Well, which one are you then?"
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Duncanville, TX - USA
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Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/
Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight"
#2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto
Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas
How RUDE!!!! 
Joel Adams
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Lifetime MemberIndianapolis, IN - USA
Joined: 9/3/2006
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Low miles (was only 8,900 when I bought it in March 2006) - Now 54K miles. Original owner bought it as an investment for son's college expenses.
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My sister-in-law is under three feet tall and has been taking grief from people about her height for her whole life - and I can't wait to tell her this one!!
By the way, my wife is polish, so please don't tell any polish jokes around her - they really offend her - mainly because she doens't understand them!!
I wanted a Corvette my whole life, but I never dreamed of all the wonderful people I would meet because of it!
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Lifetime MemberDeBerry, TX - USA
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OK, no dwarf and no polish..how about mexican?
You know why Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?
Couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas... 
Lifetime MemberIrving, TX - USA
Joined: 8/21/2004
Posts: 4273
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#2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
[QUOTE=longhorn294] OK, no dwarf and no polish..how about mexican?
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You know why Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?
Couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
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But why is California like a bowl of Granola? Get rid of the fruits and nuts and all you have left are a bunch of flakes!
Perhaps during the memeber gathering this a bad time to tell this one.
I know it does not apply to everyone there, but my sister in law is there and even my wife thinks it fits.
Lifetime MemberManteca, CA - USA
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During the gathering, several of us were out of the state temporarily, does that give us a reprieve 
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