Topic: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET RICH PART 2
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Anybody want me to adopt them? I seem to be accumulating Internet Wealth faster than I an spend it today.... LOL Read on for SPAM #2 received today. I pulled this out of my official SPAM E-MAIL ADDRESS awhile ago.
I am not sure but I think this might be defined by law asTHEFT BY DECEPTION......
FROM THE DESK OF:GRAHAM MARTIN(GENERAL COUNSEL)
TULLOW OIL PLC
3RD FLOOR BUILDING 11
CHISWICK PARK
566 CHISWICK HIGH ROAD
LONDON W4 5YS
E-MAIL:GRAHAM_MARTINN2@YAHOO.GR
DEAR HADLER,
I AM GRAHAM MARTIN, A SOLICITOR,ONE OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND GENERAL COUNSEL OF TULLOW OIL PLC.I AM ALSO THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO LATE MR.KENNETH HADLER, A NATIONAL OF YOUR COUNTRY,WHO BEARS THE SAME LAST NAME OR ALMOST THE SAME LAST NAME WITH YOU.HE WAS A CONTRACTOR WITH TULLOW OIL & GAS PLC, A MULTI-NATIONAL CORPORATION OPERATING IN LONDON, ENGLAND.
ON 2ND FEBRUARY, 2004, MR.KENNETH, HIS WIFE AND THEIR TWO CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. ALL OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES. SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES TO LOCATE ANY OF MR. KENNETH 'S EXTENDED RELATIVES THIS HAS PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL. AFTER SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY HENCE I CONTACTED YOU.
I CONTACTING YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING THE MONEY LEFT BEHIND BY MR. KENNETH AS HIS CONTRACT BENEFITS HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR PAYMENT BEFORE IT GETS CONFISCATED SINCE THE COMPANY WANTS TO DECLEAR HIS ENTITLEMENTS AS UNCLAIMED AND THEY HAVE GIVEN ME A STIPULATED TIME TO PRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN. SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING THE RELATIVES OF THE DECEASED OVER THE YEARS, I THEREFORE SEEK YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED, SO THAT THE PROCEEDS OF THIS BENEFITS VALUED AT FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS CAN BE PAID TO YOU. THEN YOU AND I CAN SHARE THE MONEY AS FOLLOWS; 60% TO ME AND 40% TO YOU.
ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST COOPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH. I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS 100% RISK FREE AND WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT US FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW.
PLEASE GET IN TOUCH TO ME WITH THE INFORMATION STATED BELOW TO ENABLE US PROCEED IMMEDIATELY.
1. YOUR FULL NAMES AND DIRECT CONTACT ADDRESS
2. YOUR AGE, OCCUPATION AND POSITION
3. YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE DETAILS WILL AFFORD ME THE MOVE TO INITIATE THE ENTIRE PROCESS THAT WILL POSITION YOU AS THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND AND BE INFORMED THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE MUCH PROFITABLE TO BOTH OF US.AND ALSO MAKE SURE THAT IS TRANSACTION IS KEPT CONFIDENTIAL TO YOU ONLY DUE TO MY POSITION IN THIS ORGANISATION.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS I AWAIT FOR YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE SOONEST.PLEASE KINDLY REPLY BACK THROUGH EMAIL: GRAHAM_MARTINN2@YAHOO.GR
BEST REGARDS,
GRAHAM MARTIN.
I am not sure but I think this might be defined by law asTHEFT BY DECEPTION......
FROM THE DESK OF:GRAHAM MARTIN(GENERAL COUNSEL)
TULLOW OIL PLC
3RD FLOOR BUILDING 11
CHISWICK PARK
566 CHISWICK HIGH ROAD
LONDON W4 5YS
E-MAIL:GRAHAM_MARTINN2@YAHOO.GR
DEAR HADLER,
I AM GRAHAM MARTIN, A SOLICITOR,ONE OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND GENERAL COUNSEL OF TULLOW OIL PLC.I AM ALSO THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO LATE MR.KENNETH HADLER, A NATIONAL OF YOUR COUNTRY,WHO BEARS THE SAME LAST NAME OR ALMOST THE SAME LAST NAME WITH YOU.HE WAS A CONTRACTOR WITH TULLOW OIL & GAS PLC, A MULTI-NATIONAL CORPORATION OPERATING IN LONDON, ENGLAND.
ON 2ND FEBRUARY, 2004, MR.KENNETH, HIS WIFE AND THEIR TWO CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. ALL OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES. SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES TO LOCATE ANY OF MR. KENNETH 'S EXTENDED RELATIVES THIS HAS PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL. AFTER SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY HENCE I CONTACTED YOU.
I CONTACTING YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING THE MONEY LEFT BEHIND BY MR. KENNETH AS HIS CONTRACT BENEFITS HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR PAYMENT BEFORE IT GETS CONFISCATED SINCE THE COMPANY WANTS TO DECLEAR HIS ENTITLEMENTS AS UNCLAIMED AND THEY HAVE GIVEN ME A STIPULATED TIME TO PRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN. SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING THE RELATIVES OF THE DECEASED OVER THE YEARS, I THEREFORE SEEK YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED, SO THAT THE PROCEEDS OF THIS BENEFITS VALUED AT FIVE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS CAN BE PAID TO YOU. THEN YOU AND I CAN SHARE THE MONEY AS FOLLOWS; 60% TO ME AND 40% TO YOU.
ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST COOPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH. I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS 100% RISK FREE AND WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE ARRANGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT US FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW.
PLEASE GET IN TOUCH TO ME WITH THE INFORMATION STATED BELOW TO ENABLE US PROCEED IMMEDIATELY.
1. YOUR FULL NAMES AND DIRECT CONTACT ADDRESS
2. YOUR AGE, OCCUPATION AND POSITION
3. YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE DETAILS WILL AFFORD ME THE MOVE TO INITIATE THE ENTIRE PROCESS THAT WILL POSITION YOU AS THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND AND BE INFORMED THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE MUCH PROFITABLE TO BOTH OF US.AND ALSO MAKE SURE THAT IS TRANSACTION IS KEPT CONFIDENTIAL TO YOU ONLY DUE TO MY POSITION IN THIS ORGANISATION.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS I AWAIT FOR YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE SOONEST.PLEASE KINDLY REPLY BACK THROUGH EMAIL: GRAHAM_MARTINN2@YAHOO.GR
BEST REGARDS,
GRAHAM MARTIN.
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My God Larry,I was just lookin back through my genealogy,and you and I are second cousins twice removed.that being said ,I am willing to split our inheritance 50/50,lets get this stuff signed,and start plannin a big party,all my love to your wife and the kids,your cousin ,Ron
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I also have some of your blood line? Don't know were from but Bro I'm in this with you..Just send me my share, you know the address..Terry
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Family..
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Damn thinks i is yur sister brother larry thanks for the wealth
Larry
Larry
I'm your other brother, Larry. I won't be greedy, just 25% will do. No need to make a special trip, you can just give it to me at the "family" reunion in April.
Larry
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Okay I am gonna hafta charge you guyz and adoption fee if your not really true kin folk. I know the other 2 Larry's will fly an probally a Terry will work but Ron we gotta work on that name some.... Ya sure it ain't Ronald Larry er sumpfin????? 
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This, from "smartllord@yahoo.com"....just really tugs at yer heartstrangs... 
This is a proposal in context but actually an appeal soliciting for your unreserved assistance in consummating an urgent transaction requiring maximum confidence. Though this approach appears desperate, I can assure you that whatever questions you would need to ask or any other thing you will need to know regarding this proposal will be adequately answered to give you a clearer understanding of it, so as to arrive at a successful conclusion.
My name is Mrs. Mariam Abacha, wife of His Excellency Gen, Sani Abacha Late former Head Of State and commander in chief of Nigeria. My husband was killed backed uprising of mass demonstration in the military and was reported to have died of cardiac arrest and trumped up charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the mysterious charge of economy plunder which is leading to the seizure of my late husband wealth and money in various bank and security houses in Europe especially Switzerland in view of this, the present democratically government is forcing ME AND MY FAMILY out of Abuja to avoid demonstration by his supporters. I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed, during my husband's regime as Head of Nigeria Military Government. I have plans to invest this money for my children's future on real estate and industrial production.
I have carefully moved out these funds (US$96.7 million), while my husband was still in charge to an offshore Deposit Company in the European Union. My husband is not aware of this because I want to handle it secretly.
From past experiences, many people I had regarded as close friends has capitalize on my family's travail to run away with my money. In order to avert this negative development, I in conjunction with my son now seek your permission to allow my attorney do a CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP/REASSIGNMENT OF CREDIT of stated funds from the deposit company to your name, so that the funds (US$96.7million) would be released to you as the new owner (on behalf of me and my family).
I am writing because when I deposited the money in the deposit company, I told them that it belonged to a foreign business partner and my present position will not allow me to claim the funds. Consequently, I will present you as the owner of the funds in the Deposit Company so you can be able to claim them. This is simple. I will like you to provide immediately;
1. Full names
2. Contact address
3. Telephone and fax numbers
Now our questions are:-
1. Can you handle this project?
2. Can I give you this trust?
3. What will be your prefers commission if you can sponsor this transfer?
Once I receive this information, I will prepare the necessary documents that will put you in place as the new owner of the funds. The money will then be released to your custody by the Deposit Company, for us to share in the ratio of 75% for us and 25% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the solicitor and this will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address. Upon your response, I shall then introduce you to my son who is going to liaise with you for further explanation that will help you understand the transaction.
No doubt this proposal will make you apprehensive, please we employ you to observe utmost confidentiality and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because we shall require your assistance to invest MY FAMILY share in your country (buying of properties like houses, hotels etc). This is why your urgent action and response is of priority to enable us concluding this transaction in a timely and professional manner.
Please send your reply to Alternative e-mail: marabacha@enveloped.org
Thanks and regards.
Mrs. Mariam Abacha.
Your response is highly needed.
The bold print I put in to point out how confused this poor "lady" is
This is a proposal in context but actually an appeal soliciting for your unreserved assistance in consummating an urgent transaction requiring maximum confidence. Though this approach appears desperate, I can assure you that whatever questions you would need to ask or any other thing you will need to know regarding this proposal will be adequately answered to give you a clearer understanding of it, so as to arrive at a successful conclusion.
My name is Mrs. Mariam Abacha, wife of His Excellency Gen, Sani Abacha Late former Head Of State and commander in chief of Nigeria. My husband was killed backed uprising of mass demonstration in the military and was reported to have died of cardiac arrest and trumped up charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the mysterious charge of economy plunder which is leading to the seizure of my late husband wealth and money in various bank and security houses in Europe especially Switzerland in view of this, the present democratically government is forcing ME AND MY FAMILY out of Abuja to avoid demonstration by his supporters. I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed, during my husband's regime as Head of Nigeria Military Government. I have plans to invest this money for my children's future on real estate and industrial production.
I have carefully moved out these funds (US$96.7 million), while my husband was still in charge to an offshore Deposit Company in the European Union. My husband is not aware of this because I want to handle it secretly.
From past experiences, many people I had regarded as close friends has capitalize on my family's travail to run away with my money. In order to avert this negative development, I in conjunction with my son now seek your permission to allow my attorney do a CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP/REASSIGNMENT OF CREDIT of stated funds from the deposit company to your name, so that the funds (US$96.7million) would be released to you as the new owner (on behalf of me and my family).
I am writing because when I deposited the money in the deposit company, I told them that it belonged to a foreign business partner and my present position will not allow me to claim the funds. Consequently, I will present you as the owner of the funds in the Deposit Company so you can be able to claim them. This is simple. I will like you to provide immediately;
1. Full names
2. Contact address
3. Telephone and fax numbers
Now our questions are:-
1. Can you handle this project?
2. Can I give you this trust?
3. What will be your prefers commission if you can sponsor this transfer?
Once I receive this information, I will prepare the necessary documents that will put you in place as the new owner of the funds. The money will then be released to your custody by the Deposit Company, for us to share in the ratio of 75% for us and 25% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the solicitor and this will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address. Upon your response, I shall then introduce you to my son who is going to liaise with you for further explanation that will help you understand the transaction.
No doubt this proposal will make you apprehensive, please we employ you to observe utmost confidentiality and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because we shall require your assistance to invest MY FAMILY share in your country (buying of properties like houses, hotels etc). This is why your urgent action and response is of priority to enable us concluding this transaction in a timely and professional manner.
Please send your reply to Alternative e-mail: marabacha@enveloped.org
Thanks and regards.
Mrs. Mariam Abacha.
Your response is highly needed.
The bold print I put in to point out how confused this poor "lady" is
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