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I don't know how I missed this but I did. Maybe someone wants to give it a wirl and contct this fellow for some instant cash.....
From The Desk Of
Dr.Mohammed Tumba,
Executive Governor ( RTD)
Central Bank Of Nigeria
My Dear,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
It is with due regard and happiness that i write to you. Maybe, you may not remember me, I am Dr.Mohammed Tumba who contacted you sometime ago to act as my next of kin to transfer my fund into your account, but due to one reason or the other, it did not work out.
I am very much pleased to inform you about my success in getting those funds transfered with the assistance of a new partner from Oman.
Presently I'm in BRAZIL for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.Mean while,i didn't forget your kindness and efforts and attempts to assist me in getting the funds transferred despite that it failed us somehow due to the intrusion of some corrupt officials of the Government.
I'm sorry for this late information, it is primarily due to unavoidable reasons as i did not find it easy in relocating, I've just settled in a remote area here for prospective investment.
Now contact privately, my personal Assistant his name is Mr.Micheal Chuks
email address--------micheal_chuksa@hotmail.com
Phone Number -- +234-803374-9325
ask him to send you the total sum of $600,000 which i raised in your name and kept for you in appreciation of your kind gesture .
I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with him on the advise on how to transfer the amount to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferings at that time.. In the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects, which I am prospecting with my new partner.
Finally you should inform me if the P.A is proving heady to release the sum to you.
Accept my little goodwill,
With Best regards,
Dr. Mohammed Tumba
From The Desk Of
Dr.Mohammed Tumba,
Executive Governor ( RTD)
Central Bank Of Nigeria
My Dear,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
It is with due regard and happiness that i write to you. Maybe, you may not remember me, I am Dr.Mohammed Tumba who contacted you sometime ago to act as my next of kin to transfer my fund into your account, but due to one reason or the other, it did not work out.
I am very much pleased to inform you about my success in getting those funds transfered with the assistance of a new partner from Oman.
Presently I'm in BRAZIL for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.Mean while,i didn't forget your kindness and efforts and attempts to assist me in getting the funds transferred despite that it failed us somehow due to the intrusion of some corrupt officials of the Government.
I'm sorry for this late information, it is primarily due to unavoidable reasons as i did not find it easy in relocating, I've just settled in a remote area here for prospective investment.
Now contact privately, my personal Assistant his name is Mr.Micheal Chuks
email address--------micheal_chuksa@hotmail.com
Phone Number -- +234-803374-9325
ask him to send you the total sum of $600,000 which i raised in your name and kept for you in appreciation of your kind gesture .
I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with him on the advise on how to transfer the amount to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferings at that time.. In the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects, which I am prospecting with my new partner.
Finally you should inform me if the P.A is proving heady to release the sum to you.
Accept my little goodwill,
With Best regards,
Dr. Mohammed Tumba
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This must be the same guy that is serving over seas and needs to sell a slightly used, low mile $25,000 used car for $2,950. Just pay through E-bay and they hold the money until he gets the car shipped.
What did P T Barnum say? "There's a sucker born every minute."
If only these scum bags could put this much effort into getting an honest real job.
What did P T Barnum say? "There's a sucker born every minute."
If only these scum bags could put this much effort into getting an honest real job.

I think I'll give it a try.
Dear friend,
I am stuck in Upstate NY and I need to transfer my entire bank account of $10.00 US before my backstabbing partner flees to Cleveland.
Please e-mail your bank account number to me so I can transfer the entire amount to your account until I can escape.
When I am free, you can give me half of my fortune back and keep the rest for yourself for helping me.
You can trust me because I am honest.
Please do not notify the authorities or I will have to go to jail.
Most sincerely,
Ima Krook


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Hey Tux. I Have a beautiful bridge and some swampland down in Lousiana. Wanna buy it? All I need is your credit card or bank account number and we can work it out. Terry


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Now THIS is getting really scummy...
Hello,
How do you do?
My name is Steven Campbell, Group Medical Director, Adams Kids. I just came about your
email address online affiliated to the United State Chamber of Commerce and I would be
very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could earn a lot in
the Year 2008.
This job would be based on contract and commission terms, it is a part-time job and would
involve quite a handful of trust and honesty. If you would be interested in including a
good-paying, part time job to your daily list of activities and earning up to $4000.
I am taking time to make this explanatory enough so you could understand what the job
entails, before I go further I thought I'd inform you of both who you would be working for
and what you would be doing.
As I have previously informed you, my name is Steven Campbell , 40 years of age, 2 kids, a
lovely girl and a troublesome boy, and the love of my life, my wife. I am a somewhat
multitalented man and I do quite a lot of traveling and get to meet quite a lot of people
who need my services.
I reside in London, England and even though I have lived most of my life in other parts of
the world, I am fully residing in London even though I get to do a lot of traveling
though.
Being the Group Medical Director of Adams Kids, the Kids clothes specialist. A company
described with great history and strong believe on the note ''children are the leaders of
tomorrow'' , with examples of clothing ranges and special offer which includes online
employment opportunities.
Over the years the Ambition of the company has gone beyond the making of cloth and
literarily extended to rendering helps and supports on humanitarian services pretty much
on orphanage homes , less privileged scholarship and giving proper education on child
abuse, sex education and subsidized medication for good health most especially in the
developing world.
Adams Family has great privileged to have worked with many charity Organization in the
United Kingdom and more taking a step to the international level.
At Adams kids, we work hard to support the community. As a brand, we aim to help improve
the quality of life for children and their families. This is demonstrated in our role as
corporate sponsor for the Well Child charity with money raised going towards helping sick
children and their families In the UK and fundraising for Our Lady's Hospital for Sick
Children, a charity supported by our stores In Eire.
Read about our work with: Well Child,Tommy's the Baby Charity and more on our Web Site.
Presently, I have just been granted a funding to head a charity support project in the
tropical regions of West Africa regarding Poverty Alleviation , Provision of clothing
materials to all kids in rural areas, extending to the war zones of Africa, Liberia Sierra
Leone Mali etc,and more counseling on the HIV AIDS which is increasing at an alarming rate
and provision of basic amenities in support to humanitarian services to the third world
nations and this would be commencing very soon.
However, my funding were by my American counterparts which sent me the bunch of payments
mostly in US based money orders. Getting an accountant in the states or opening an account
would have been my best choice but I have a deadline to meet and taking any of those
choices would cost me time and a whole lot of other requirements I am not ready to deal
with as I would be traveling a lot in the meantime. I would be willing to employ you on
contract basis to be my Payment Representative back in the states.
This way I could issue and make these Payments(Money Orders) out to you, you could then
cash them easily, deduct ten percent( 10%) of the total amount on these money orders as
your commission for the great service you have rendered in support to saving life's in the
third world and then have the rest wired to Organization via Western Union Money Transfer.
The Western Union Service fee should also be deducted alongside your 10% service charge
before having the rest wired via Western Union.
Bear it in mind that we would be dealing with quite a handful of cash and you could be
making good money working with me in a short period of time.
I would be glad if you accept my proposal and I intend to commence on the project as soon
as you are ready. If you are interested, please do properly fill out the attached
Application form, then we shall make the concluding arrangements.
Adams Childrenswear Limited
Attleborough House
Townsend Drive, Nuneaton
Warwickshire, CV116RU
Web site: www.adams.co.uk
APPLICATION FORM
FULL NAME -
HOME ADDRESS (NOT POST OFFICE BOX)-
CITY -
STATE -
ZIP CODE -
COUNTRY -
PHONE NUMBER (S) Home -
Cell -
GENDER -
MARITAL STATUS -
AGE -
NATIONALITY -
(Information included in this application form is confidential between you and me, and the
full name and contact info should be included as it should be written on the payments
being issued over to you, you should also include a valid phone number for easy contact)
ATTESTATION
According to how you have been briefed earlier by me. You are required and mandated to
receive payment on behalf of the above mentioned firm. You are to deduct 10% of all funds
processed on a particular order and forward the balance payment via Western Union Money
Transfer as I would be instructing you on receipt of my payments.
You will notify me a week ahead if eventually you want to discontinue this job so as to
terminate all payment coming your way to avoid conflict.
In agreement to this kindly append signature below
Steven Campbell
Group Medical Director
Adams Children's wear Ltd.
Steven Campbell
Group Medical Director
Adams Children's wear Limited,
www.adams.co.uk
..........Building a better tomorrow.
I fergot to put the return e-mail in....
adamschildrenworks01@gmail.com
strange, it doesn't belong to this www.adams.co.uk company....hmmmm
Adams' Apple 2008-01-28 06:10:52

Hello,
How do you do?
My name is Steven Campbell, Group Medical Director, Adams Kids. I just came about your
email address online affiliated to the United State Chamber of Commerce and I would be
very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could earn a lot in
the Year 2008.
This job would be based on contract and commission terms, it is a part-time job and would
involve quite a handful of trust and honesty. If you would be interested in including a
good-paying, part time job to your daily list of activities and earning up to $4000.
I am taking time to make this explanatory enough so you could understand what the job
entails, before I go further I thought I'd inform you of both who you would be working for
and what you would be doing.
As I have previously informed you, my name is Steven Campbell , 40 years of age, 2 kids, a
lovely girl and a troublesome boy, and the love of my life, my wife. I am a somewhat
multitalented man and I do quite a lot of traveling and get to meet quite a lot of people
who need my services.
I reside in London, England and even though I have lived most of my life in other parts of
the world, I am fully residing in London even though I get to do a lot of traveling
though.
Being the Group Medical Director of Adams Kids, the Kids clothes specialist. A company
described with great history and strong believe on the note ''children are the leaders of
tomorrow'' , with examples of clothing ranges and special offer which includes online
employment opportunities.
Over the years the Ambition of the company has gone beyond the making of cloth and
literarily extended to rendering helps and supports on humanitarian services pretty much
on orphanage homes , less privileged scholarship and giving proper education on child
abuse, sex education and subsidized medication for good health most especially in the
developing world.
Adams Family has great privileged to have worked with many charity Organization in the
United Kingdom and more taking a step to the international level.
At Adams kids, we work hard to support the community. As a brand, we aim to help improve
the quality of life for children and their families. This is demonstrated in our role as
corporate sponsor for the Well Child charity with money raised going towards helping sick
children and their families In the UK and fundraising for Our Lady's Hospital for Sick
Children, a charity supported by our stores In Eire.
Read about our work with: Well Child,Tommy's the Baby Charity and more on our Web Site.
Presently, I have just been granted a funding to head a charity support project in the
tropical regions of West Africa regarding Poverty Alleviation , Provision of clothing
materials to all kids in rural areas, extending to the war zones of Africa, Liberia Sierra
Leone Mali etc,and more counseling on the HIV AIDS which is increasing at an alarming rate
and provision of basic amenities in support to humanitarian services to the third world
nations and this would be commencing very soon.
However, my funding were by my American counterparts which sent me the bunch of payments
mostly in US based money orders. Getting an accountant in the states or opening an account
would have been my best choice but I have a deadline to meet and taking any of those
choices would cost me time and a whole lot of other requirements I am not ready to deal
with as I would be traveling a lot in the meantime. I would be willing to employ you on
contract basis to be my Payment Representative back in the states.
This way I could issue and make these Payments(Money Orders) out to you, you could then
cash them easily, deduct ten percent( 10%) of the total amount on these money orders as
your commission for the great service you have rendered in support to saving life's in the
third world and then have the rest wired to Organization via Western Union Money Transfer.
The Western Union Service fee should also be deducted alongside your 10% service charge
before having the rest wired via Western Union.
Bear it in mind that we would be dealing with quite a handful of cash and you could be
making good money working with me in a short period of time.
I would be glad if you accept my proposal and I intend to commence on the project as soon
as you are ready. If you are interested, please do properly fill out the attached
Application form, then we shall make the concluding arrangements.
Adams Childrenswear Limited
Attleborough House
Townsend Drive, Nuneaton
Warwickshire, CV116RU
Web site: www.adams.co.uk
APPLICATION FORM
FULL NAME -
HOME ADDRESS (NOT POST OFFICE BOX)-
CITY -
STATE -
ZIP CODE -
COUNTRY -
PHONE NUMBER (S) Home -
Cell -
GENDER -
MARITAL STATUS -
AGE -
NATIONALITY -
(Information included in this application form is confidential between you and me, and the
full name and contact info should be included as it should be written on the payments
being issued over to you, you should also include a valid phone number for easy contact)
ATTESTATION
According to how you have been briefed earlier by me. You are required and mandated to
receive payment on behalf of the above mentioned firm. You are to deduct 10% of all funds
processed on a particular order and forward the balance payment via Western Union Money
Transfer as I would be instructing you on receipt of my payments.
You will notify me a week ahead if eventually you want to discontinue this job so as to
terminate all payment coming your way to avoid conflict.
In agreement to this kindly append signature below
Steven Campbell
Group Medical Director
Adams Children's wear Ltd.
Steven Campbell
Group Medical Director
Adams Children's wear Limited,
www.adams.co.uk
..........Building a better tomorrow.
I fergot to put the return e-mail in....
adamschildrenworks01@gmail.com
strange, it doesn't belong to this www.adams.co.uk company....hmmmm
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Do you think it is just coincidence that you got it or did they send it to every Adams in the US?


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Well gee....I thought it was because "I just came about your email address online affiliated to the United State Chamber of Commerce
Wasn't aware that I was a member...
Dang...what else am I a member of that I ain't aware of? Tux must be signing me up fer this stuff!!
Wasn't aware that I was a member...


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I told ya ta kwet fillin out all of dem forms and stuff at every booth at da MAM show.... But NOOOOOO ya just hadta do hit didn't ya!Tuxblacray 2008-01-28 17:05:20

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Joel Adams
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