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WE'RE GONNA GET RICH XI

Posted: 4/24/08 5:43am Message 1 of 13
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I know shame on me for not having passed on some of this wealth for awhile. I went out today a grabbed this one for any of you that are low on cash from your recent return from Hot Springs..... ENJOY THE WEALTH!!!



Good Day,

CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

My name is Mr. Song Lile, i am the credit officer in Hang Seng
Bank, Hong Kong. I have a business proposal in the tune of
$19.5m, after the successful transfer, we shall share in ratio
of 30% for you and 70% for me. Should you be interested, please
contact me through my private email(privateinfo_hbk@yahoo.com.hk),
so we can commence all arrangements and I will give you more
information on how we would handle this project.

Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send
me the following:

(1)Full names
(2)private phone number
(3)current residential address
(4)Occupation
(5)Age and Proffession.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Lile



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Posted: 4/24/08 5:57am Message 2 of 13
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I don't unerstan why Mr. Song Lie ain't asking fer yer bank account number. I would jus email that along with the rest of info jus ta save time................Wacko


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Posted: 4/24/08 7:13am Message 3 of 13
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Thanks.............You are truly a friend.........I'll also keep you informed of my new wealth,,,,,,,,,,,,what a guyRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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Posted: 5/16/08 6:22am Message 4 of 13
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WOW!!! What a DEAL!!! I got this one today!! I'm goin tuh Didneyland!!!!!

FROM MR.NAMAZI MUAFAR
BILL & EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)

DEAR FRIEND

FIRST OF ALL, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENT IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET.HOWEVER AFTER SERIES OF PETITION WAS RECEIVED BY THIS PRESENT REGIME
FROM FOREIGN CONTRACTORS AND INABILITY OF THE BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) TO FULFIL THEIR OBLIGATION FOR THE PAYMENT TO ITS FOREIGN CREDITORS, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE COUNCIL OF MINISTERS, THEY MANDATED US TO CARRY OUT A CAREFUL AND COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF ALL OVERDUE PAYMENTS TO FOREGN CONTRACTORS AND TO EFFECT PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY.

DURING THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROCESS, WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US8.2M(EIGHT MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRED FAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH. I WANT YOU TO VISIT THE WEBSITE BELOW FOR MOREINFORMATION:
www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list

SINCE WE GOT THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEING EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN DIED ALONGSIDE
WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.

IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DONT WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK
TREASURY AS UNCLAIM BILL.

I AGREE THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME, THEN 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES INCURE DURING THE TRANSACTION AND 5% FOR CHARITY ORGANIZATION(MOTHERLESS BABY HOME)IN BURKINA FASO.

THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED.THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNITCATION AND LOCATION WHEREIN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH/ FREE RISK AND THIS TRANSACTION WILL ONLY TAKE US 9BANKING DAYS. I KNOW WHAT TO DO AND MOVE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY AND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENT HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER SO THAT I WILL SEND YOU THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION FORM TO APPLY TO THE BANK AND THE DATA INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED CUSTOMER AND DO NOT FAIL TO CONTACT ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS HERE.
(namazimuafar1@latinmail.com )

MR.NAMAZI MUAFAR
BILL & EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)



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Posted: 5/17/08 12:56pm Message 5 of 13
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Hah...... I still get em bro.... how bout this un:

Dear Sir/Madam,



I'M Mr.Zheng Choua, the Sales Manager of (Shandong Binzhou Xinhui
Woollen Textile Co.,Ltd.), the major producer of textile and fabric material
in China.



We are looking for a trustworthy representative in United State Of
America that can help as a link between our company and our client over
there.we would like to know if you are interested to work from home for us
and earn $800 Dollars. weekly for your services.



(Shandong Binzhou Xinhui Woollen Textile Co.,Ltd.) needs a book-keeper
or representative in United State Of America,so we want to know if you
will like to work from home and get paid weekly without leaving or
affecting your present job?



Our company produces various clothing materials, batiks, assorted
fabrics and traditional costumes.We have clients we supply goods weekly in
United State Of America and our clients make payments for our supplies
every week in form of money orders and Bank Transfar which are not
cashable here in China,so we need someone in United State Of America to work
as our representative to assist us in processing payments from our
clients and we will pay him/her weekly wage.



All you need to do is to receive this payment from our clients in
United State Of America on behalf of our company and get it cashed at your
bank then deduct your 10% and forward the balance to our company here in
China.



BELOW IS A LETTER OF EMPLOYMENT FORM OF OUR COMPANY WHICH YOU HAVE TO

REPLY AS SOON AS WE CONFIRM ANY PAYMENT COMING TO YOU, I WILL LET YOU

KNOW AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE NECESSARY INFORMATION NEEDED FOR THE

TRANSFER OF THE COMPANYS BALANCE.YOU COULD JUST FILL IT OUT THIS FORM

BELOW.



APPLICATION FORM

1.Full Names______________________________

2.House Address___________________________

3.State:__________________________________

4.City:___________________________________

5.Zipcode:________________________________

6.Phone Number____________________________

7.Country_________________________________

8.Occupation______________________________

9.Age ____________________________________

10. Sex___________________________________



Thank you as we await your further response.

In Trust And Good Faith



Mr.Zheng Choua Sales Manager,

Shandong Binzhou Xinhui Woollen Textile Co.,Ltd

Address: 508 Bohaisan Rd., Binzhou city, Shandong province, China

8 East Guangdian Road,

Hutang Town, Wujin,

Ghangzhou City,

Jiangsu Province.China

Zip: 213161



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Posted: 5/17/08 1:07pm Message 6 of 13
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 5% to the MOTHERLESS BABY HOME.......CryCryCry How could you say no to that?


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Posted: 5/29/08 9:59am Message 7 of 13
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I WON!!! I WON!!!!

I'm goin tuh Didneyland(again!)!!!!!


OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION‏
From:      COCA COLA LOTTERY BOARD (infolottery@yahoo.co.uk)

Sent:      Thu 5/29/08 2:13 AM
Reply-to:      cocacola_001claimsagentpromo@yahoo.co.uk
To:      XXXXXXX

THE COCA'COLA COMPANY
PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD
DEPTCOCA'COLA AVENUE
STAMFORD BRIDGE LONDON.
SW1V 3DW UNITED KINGDOM

THE COCA'COLA COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded
annualfinal draws held on the (11th May, 2008) by Coca-Cola in
conjunctionwith the British American Tobacco Worldwide Promotion, your
email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £500,000,00 <Five Hundred
Thousand Pounds> each on THE COCA'COLA COMPANY PROMOTION.However the
results were released on the (26th May, 2008) and your email was attached
to ticket number (7PWYZ2006) and ballot number (BT:12052006/20) The
on-line draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from
an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate
bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the
Internet.

However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to
different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.The selection
process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email
selection machine(TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses
drawn from all the continents of the world .Please you are adviced to
complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through
email or fax for prompt collection of your fund from the designated bank.

Fill the below informations and send to the fiduciary agent for your
Claims verification:

1. FULL NAMES OF BENEFICIARY:
2. RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
3. DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:
4. PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:..........
5. NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:
6. SEX:
7. OCCUPATION:
8. MARITAL STATUS:
9. WINNING EMAIL:
10.AMOUNT WON:
11.NATIONALITY:

(CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER)

DR. FRED WILLIAMS,
Email: cocacola_001claimsagentpromo@yahoo.co.uk
Phone Number: +44 70457 19790

NOTE: BENEFICIARIES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR TRANSFER CHARGES. PLEASE INDICATE
OPTION THAT BEST SUITS YOU. DECLARATION:

PAYMENT MODE.

1.BANK TO BANK TRANSFER.
2. CERTIFIED CHEQUE MADE OUT IN YOUR NAME COURIERED TO YOU VIA OUR
AFFILIATE COURIER COMPANY AND WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS.

You are to keep all your winning information away from the general public
especially your ticket number and ballot number. (This is important as a
case of double claims will not be entertained).Accept my hearty
congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Rose Hills
Co-ordinator




I hope like h e l l one of the dam e-mail miners gets all of these e-mail addys, and starts spammin the h e l l out of these turds!Adams' Apple2008-05-29 10:00:35


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Posted: 5/29/08 12:03pm Message 8 of 13
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Joel,

I guess we are not the general public or else Mrs. Hills will be upset with you.Dead
 
I get at least one of these a week, but my spam filter is catching more of them.



 
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Posted: 11/4/08 6:17am Message 9 of 13
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Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because
you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual
interest to share with you. Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. LEE
Raymond Wing Hung, Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer of Bank of
China ( Hong Kong ). I have a Business suggestion for you.

In October, 2002, my late client Muhanad Uday Zaid, Iraqi Crude oil
merchant made a numbered fixed deposit of Thirty million Five Hundred
Thousand United State Dollars (US$30,500,000.00) only in my branch. Upon
maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi
war), Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was
sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Muhanad
Uday Zaid, and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast
that hit his home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Muhanad Uday Zaid
did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper
work of his bank deposit and he also confided in me the last time he was in
my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Thirty
million Five Hundred Thousand United
State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward
to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my
country at the expiration six {6} years the funds will revert to the
ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a
foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Muhanad Uday Zaid so that you will
be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall
come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary
document that will back you up as the next of kin to Muhanad Uday Zaid, all
that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address
so that the attorney can commence his job.
After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in
for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of
probate in your favor for the movement of the funds to an account that will
be provided by you. We are going to adopt a legalized method and the
attorney will prepare all the necessary documents in your favor.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.
There is no risk involved at all in this matter, I have evaluated the risks
and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and
alerting my bank.
I am the only one who knows of
this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted
you into the center of relevance in my life. Please endeavor to observe
utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have
been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio
of 70% for me, 30% for you but this can be
subjected to further negotiations. I send you this mail not without a
measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that
nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come
easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction religiously.
Should you be interested please send me your,
1, Full Names,
2, Private Phone Number,
3, Current Residential Address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below and
finally after that I shall furnish you with more information's about this
operation. Your earliest response to this letter through my private email
address: LWINHUNGE@YAHOO.COM.HK will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr. LEE Raymond Wing Hung
Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer.




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Posted: 11/4/08 6:58am Message 10 of 13
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 Hey, go for it! And then, like another one of them said recently, you can share the wealth!Wink 


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