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DeBerry, TX - USA
Joined: 2/27/2002
Posts: 1006
Vette(s): 1971 383 Stroker- mille miglia red...5 speed
Shirley this can't be a scam. It almost brought a tear to my eye........


Miss Jane Jany.
Rm. 205, Hall 2. Ugbowo Campus
University of Benin, Benin City.Edo state.
Tel: +23480-6710-9661
Email: princess.jane@gawab.com
Despite the fact that the present world is full of dishonesty and
distrust, I write in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God to
help us you will definitely do.
I am Princess Jane, a student of University of Benin, the only daughter of
Oroje 1. With courage I disclose this sort of confidential to you as I
would want to know you better with time. My father demised Six months ago
and left me and a younger brother behind. He was the monarch for sixteen
years before his demise that my brother who is the heir apparent is still
young and my mother is not literate enough made all responsibilities lies
on me to get his funds out, this money was annually paid into his account
from the Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) and Chevron operating
in our locality for compensation, youth's empowerment and community based
development projects in his jurisdiction.
MY INTENTION:
As straight as a die, I am seeking for your kind assistance in the
following ways:
1) To serve as a guardian/custodian of this fund since I am a girl of 21
years old without investment ideas.
2) To establish a smooth and enduring relationship with you.
3) Also to secure a resident permit for me in your country to further my
education.
RATIONALE:
With sobriety, the Regent and the Counsel are fighting to top us, to
deprive us our inheritance, after the inhume of my father. I have to avail
with these funds to live out, and for my schooling, I want to transmigrate
due to the ascendancy of the substitute for my father's monarch, they are
inhumane to us with great cruelty. Please help us so that they will not
take over what belongs to my family, as they have planned without my
knowledge because I am a female as stated by our culture.
ENTITLES:
Benignly, we wish to make you the custodian of the funds, I plead for your
humble assistance as compensation will be put to you. I will be grateful
to have your return mail (prin111@gawab.com / princess12@eyou.com). I
shall furnish you with all relevant details. "Be kind-everyone you meet in
life is fighting a hard battle."
Sincerely,
Miss Jane Ufoma.
Tel: +23480-6710-9661
Rm. 205, Hall 2. Ugbowo Campus
University of Benin, Benin City.Edo state.
Tel: +23480-6710-9661
Email: princess.jane@gawab.com
Despite the fact that the present world is full of dishonesty and
distrust, I write in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God to
help us you will definitely do.
I am Princess Jane, a student of University of Benin, the only daughter of
Oroje 1. With courage I disclose this sort of confidential to you as I
would want to know you better with time. My father demised Six months ago
and left me and a younger brother behind. He was the monarch for sixteen
years before his demise that my brother who is the heir apparent is still
young and my mother is not literate enough made all responsibilities lies
on me to get his funds out, this money was annually paid into his account
from the Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) and Chevron operating
in our locality for compensation, youth's empowerment and community based
development projects in his jurisdiction.
MY INTENTION:
As straight as a die, I am seeking for your kind assistance in the
following ways:
1) To serve as a guardian/custodian of this fund since I am a girl of 21
years old without investment ideas.
2) To establish a smooth and enduring relationship with you.
3) Also to secure a resident permit for me in your country to further my
education.
RATIONALE:
With sobriety, the Regent and the Counsel are fighting to top us, to
deprive us our inheritance, after the inhume of my father. I have to avail
with these funds to live out, and for my schooling, I want to transmigrate
due to the ascendancy of the substitute for my father's monarch, they are
inhumane to us with great cruelty. Please help us so that they will not
take over what belongs to my family, as they have planned without my
knowledge because I am a female as stated by our culture.
ENTITLES:
Benignly, we wish to make you the custodian of the funds, I plead for your
humble assistance as compensation will be put to you. I will be grateful
to have your return mail (prin111@gawab.com / princess12@eyou.com). I
shall furnish you with all relevant details. "Be kind-everyone you meet in
life is fighting a hard battle."
Sincerely,
Miss Jane Ufoma.
Tel: +23480-6710-9661


I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...
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Dwain,
I think you should call her. She sounds like a real sweetheart.
The only thing that suprises me is she didn't mention the "twenty-too thusand dullers US" that she has and the six million she will give you.
Must be that is part of the details she will tell you when you call her.
There must be some rube out there that falls for this crap every day, because I keep getting his e-mails.


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Irving, TX - USA
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Why don't some of these "scammers" have anything better to do??? They need to get a real job......

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AH-OOOOO!!! Wha-da-ya mine its a scam ?!?!
......She promised me a date. And that I wouldn't be disappointed !
....... Darn this f
internet !





DeBerry, TX - USA
Joined: 2/27/2002
Posts: 1006
Vette(s): 1971 383 Stroker- mille miglia red...5 speed
[QUOTE=greypoupon69]Why don't some of these "scammers" have anything better to do??? They need to get a real job......
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Not a lot of career opportunities in Nigeria, I reckon. 

I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

Manteca, CA - USA
Joined: 11/20/2005
Posts: 3623
Vette(s): 1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold
1975 L48 4 speed
I wanted to comment, but I can't say what I think of that kind of poor excuse for a human being. Forgive me.
Jimmy B.
Just can't wait to get on the road again.
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I keep getting computer voice messages on my answering machine telling me that the warranty on my vehicle is about to expire, and that I need to call their 800# right away. What a bunch of crap. I'm sure people fall for these scams every day, that's why they're still making the rounds.

DeBerry, TX - USA
Joined: 2/27/2002
Posts: 1006
Vette(s): 1971 383 Stroker- mille miglia red...5 speed
[QUOTE=aceinthehole]I wanted to comment, but I can't say what I think of that kind of poor excuse for a human being. Forgive me.[/QUOTE]
Here...Maybe with this one you will the words........
Dear Beloved in Christ,
I am Mrs Mary Parker,suffering from cancerous ailment.I am married to
Mr.Robert Parker,my husband worked with Chevron/Texaco in the United
Kingdom for twenty years before he died in the year 2003. My late husband
deposited the sum of £ 17.5 Million (Seventeen Million Five Hundred
Thousand Pounds) with a Bank in United Kingdom.Recently,my Doctor told me
that I have limited days to live due to the stroke and cancerous problems
I am suffering from.I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you
to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of
widows and charities worldwide.I took this decision because I do not have
any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are
bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want my husband hard
earned money to be misused.Awaiting your urgent reply via my
email.address:mrsmparker07@yahoo.co.uk
With God all things are possible.
Your Sister in Christ,
Mrs. Mary Parker
I am Mrs Mary Parker,suffering from cancerous ailment.I am married to
Mr.Robert Parker,my husband worked with Chevron/Texaco in the United
Kingdom for twenty years before he died in the year 2003. My late husband
deposited the sum of £ 17.5 Million (Seventeen Million Five Hundred
Thousand Pounds) with a Bank in United Kingdom.Recently,my Doctor told me
that I have limited days to live due to the stroke and cancerous problems
I am suffering from.I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you
to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of
widows and charities worldwide.I took this decision because I do not have
any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are
bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want my husband hard
earned money to be misused.Awaiting your urgent reply via my
email.address:mrsmparker07@yahoo.co.uk
With God all things are possible.
Your Sister in Christ,
Mrs. Mary Parker
Ummm, shoot on sight comes to mind. 

I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas...

Irving, TX - USA
Joined: 8/21/2004
Posts: 4273
Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks.
#2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
That makes me think of "Sister Mary Elephant".................."CLASS, CLASS,........ SHUTUP! 









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Bladenboro, NC - USA
Joined: 1/22/2006
Posts: 1058
Vette(s): 1972 conv., sunfire yellow, blk interior, blk vinyl and convertible top. Off frame restoration with American Speed 383 stroker engine producing 500hp plus a 200hp NOS system. MSD ignition. Hooker super competition headers with chambered exhaust.
Just reminds me of 2 quotes that I remember. "There's a sucker born every minute and 2 to take 'em." and "there's a sucker born every minute and they never die"
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