Young
King Arthur was
ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his
freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.
Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if
after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to
death.
The question?...What do
women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most
knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an
impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he
accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's
end.
He returned to his
kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests,
the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory
answer.
Many people advised him
to consult the old witch, for only she would have the
answer.
But the price would be
high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the
exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived
and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed
to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her
price first.
The old witch wanted to
marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round
Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was
horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one
tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had
never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his
life.
He refused to force his
friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but
Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with
Arthur.
He said nothing was too
big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's
life and the preservation of the Round
Table.
Hence, a wedding was
proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question
thus:
What a woman really
wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own
life.
Everyone in the kingdom
instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and
that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was, the
neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot
and the witch had a wonderful
wedding.
The honeymoon hour
approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific
experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited
him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him
on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had
happened.
The beauty replied that
since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch,
she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half
the time and the beautiful maiden the other
half.
Which would he prefer?
Beautiful during the day....or
night?
Lancelot pondered the
predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to
his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an
old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during
the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy
wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU
do?
What Lancelot chose is
below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.
OKAY?