Suddenly, an Islamic 
Terrorist with a huge knife 
comes 
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises 
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a 
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds 
before he reaches you and your family. What 
do 
you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND 
THEN SCROLL DOWN: 


Democrat's 
Answer : 


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! 
Does 
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that 
would inspire 
him to attack? 
Could we run away?
What does my wife 
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club  
and knock
the knife out of his hand? 
What does the law say about 
this situation? 
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message 
does this send to society and to my children? 
Is it possible he'd be 
happy with just killing me? 
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would 
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold 
on, could my 
family ge t away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? 
We need to raise taxes, have 
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that 
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to 
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a 
consensus.

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Republican's 
Answer: 
BANG!

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Redneck's Answer: 


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! 
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those 
the 
Winchester 
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next 
one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

Ima thinkin I ISA REDNECK!