Topic: What’s In a Name?
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Here's a "CORNEY"joke for you all.......
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
"Beertits," he said.
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
"Beertits," he said.
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HEY!!! That's not a joke......that's my REAL middle name!! 
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Lifetime MemberIrving, TX - USA
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Glad ya' all got a laugh outta that one! 
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Sorry , as a Belgium guy i don't understand the joke . Is this US talking ????????????? 
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