An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store, and asked the
pharmacist for the little blue "viagra" pill. The pharmacist asked "How
many?" The man replied, "just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one
into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That
won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "oh, I'm past eighty
years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want
it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new shoes."

man, i don't know why, but damn, that cracked me up!!!!!

very funny!

Now I know what to do!! Thanks, Larry!!!

If your hose is too short, or you pump is too weak, stand a little bit closer, or you'll wet on your feet.

I saw a sign in a restroom once that said, " Bulls what short horns, please stand close."

Denny

I guess this may be where the phrase "Shaken Not Stirred" could be applied.

Ever wonder why they have some of those urinals so close to the floor? Never know when a Texan might come in. Right, Joel? 

uh......yeah, I guess so....


keep it clean, fellers!!

Funny joke!