Men are just happier people....... What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can NEVER get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky. You don't  have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5,000.00. Tux rental under $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know "stuff" about tanks. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95.........for a three pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. You only have to shave your face and neck. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You can play with toys (Vettes) all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes..........one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how you legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER!!! Women speak up is this really true................I believe sooooooooooooooooooooo! corvette440hp2008-04-07 14:19:46

The part about the women and white T-shirts or NO shirts is entirely optional..............in my book............they are perfectly wecome to be that way..............in fact preferably so!!!!!!!!!!!!  corvette440hp2008-04-07 14:25:19

And I thought that it was just because my eyes were getting heavy when I talked to some woman.

[QUOTE=Jeffm]And I thought that it was just because my eyes were getting heavy when I talked to some woman. [/QUOTE] Jeff, I'm afflicked with the same "heavy eye" problems.............especially if they (women) are; lets just say "blessed" 

A Topless Water Park???

Most (real men) seem to have an eye for "the finer things in life" Women are as neat as C3s.............some of them that is!  corvette440hp2008-04-07 17:38:58

I never thought of it, but I can relate to all of those and more.

Come on GALS..............where are your responses to this??? I would love to hear you side! corvette440hp2008-04-08 07:15:46

[QUOTE=greypoupon69]..........It's just all B.S...................[/QUOTE]  Micki, how can you say that........when you know that it's all true.........at least some of it........perhaps, a little bit? Naw, it's all true and that's just some of the "stuff".corvette440hp2008-04-09 17:42:55