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Dear Consumers:
It has come at our attention dat a cupala copies of the WINDOWS 98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Brooklyn.
If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands. Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It Reads: "WINDAS 98," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza.
When you start da program, instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da teme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos Screen sava.
Please also note:
- Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."
- My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."
- The Inbox is referred to as "DA Trunk."
- Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked,"
It has come at our attention dat a cupala copies of the WINDOWS 98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Brooklyn.
If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands. Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It Reads: "WINDAS 98," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza.
When you start da program, instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da teme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos Screen sava.
Please also note:
- Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."
- My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."
- The Inbox is referred to as "DA Trunk."
- Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked,"
"Erased,"or "Rubbed Out."
- Dial up Networking is called "da Bar."
- Control Panel is known as the "da Bosses."
- Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin'
- Dial up Networking is called "da Bar."
- Control Panel is known as the "da Bosses."
- Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin'
da family Business" and will actually maximize da program
Instead of shuttin' it down.
- Hard Drive is referred to as "da BQE Rush Hour."
- Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna 'friggin'
- Hard Drive is referred to as "da BQE Rush Hour."
- Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna 'friggin'
believe dis!" pops up.
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:
OK.................Sure ting
Cancel...........Fugetaboutit
Reset.............Start Ova
Yes................Yeah
No..................Nah
Find...............Put a contract out on
Browse..........Get a looksee
Back..............U toin
Help..............(Help ain't available - yous don't need no stinkin'
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:
OK.................Sure ting
Cancel...........Fugetaboutit
Reset.............Start Ova
Yes................Yeah
No..................Nah
Find...............Put a contract out on
Browse..........Get a looksee
Back..............U toin
Help..............(Help ain't available - yous don't need no stinkin'
Help)
Stop...............Knock it off
Start..............Move it!
Settings.........Here's d' Rules
*Also note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letter "R."
Some programs and udder accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98:
Typa................A word processin' program
Printa..............Printer
Calculata........Calculator
Solitare..........Seven Card Stud
We regret any inconvenience it may have caus'd ya if you received a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. Ya may return it to Microsoft for a replacement Version.
Yous got a problem wit dat?
Stop...............Knock it off
Start..............Move it!
Settings.........Here's d' Rules
*Also note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letter "R."
Some programs and udder accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98:
Typa................A word processin' program
Printa..............Printer
Calculata........Calculator
Solitare..........Seven Card Stud
We regret any inconvenience it may have caus'd ya if you received a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. Ya may return it to Microsoft for a replacement Version.
Yous got a problem wit dat?
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