Topic: Woman + Hunting = Trouble
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It’s Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, wakes up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, “What are you up to?”
Alice smiles. “I’m going hunting with you.”
Jake, though he has many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.
Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos, Texas. Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”
Jake walks away with a smile on his face, knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant, much less a deer.
Not ten minutes pass when he is startled as he hears a volley of gunshots. He starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get the #$%^ away from my deer!”
Confused and frightened, Jake races toward his screaming wife. Again he hears her yell, “Get the #$%^ away from my deer!” followed by more gunfire.
Now within sight of the deer stand, Jake is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air. “Okay, lady!” the warden yells. “You can have your #$%^ deer. Just let me get my saddle off it!”
Alice smiles. “I’m going hunting with you.”
Jake, though he has many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.
Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos, Texas. Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”
Jake walks away with a smile on his face, knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant, much less a deer.
Not ten minutes pass when he is startled as he hears a volley of gunshots. He starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get the #$%^ away from my deer!”
Confused and frightened, Jake races toward his screaming wife. Again he hears her yell, “Get the #$%^ away from my deer!” followed by more gunfire.
Now within sight of the deer stand, Jake is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air. “Okay, lady!” the warden yells. “You can have your #$%^ deer. Just let me get my saddle off it!”
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