Women Over 40!

A woman over 40 will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think! If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interestin. Women over 40 are gignified. They seldom have a sdreaming match with you atthe opera or in the middle of an expensive restuarant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if thet think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often deserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get pstchic as they age. You never confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman oner 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a mulitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!............................. These are Quotes of Andy Rooney

Topic: Women Over 40!

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Women Over 40!

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