Woods Vs. Wonder—$10,000 a Hole

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and

says, �How�s the singing career going?�

�Not too bad,� Stevie replies. �How�s the golf?�

�Not too bad,� Woods replies. �I�ve had some problems with my swing,

but I think I�ve got that right.�

�I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for

a while and not think about it,� Stevie says. �Then, the next time I play, it

seems to be all right.�

Incredulous, Tiger says, �You play GOLF?�

�Sure,� Stevie says, �I�ve been playing for years.�

�But you�re blind!� Tiger says. �How can you play golf if you can�t see?"

�I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me,�

Stevie Wonder replies. �I listen for the sound of his voice and play the

ball toward him. Then when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy

moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball

toward his voice.�

�How do you putt?� asks Tiger.

�I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his

head on the ground,� Stevie says. �Then I just play the ball toward his

voice.�

�What�s your handicap?� Tiger asks.

�Actually,� Stevie says, �I�m a scratch golfer.�

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, �We�ve got to play a round sometime.�

�People don�t take me seriously,� Stevie replies, �so I only play for money,

and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?�

Woods thinks about it and says, �I can afford that. Okay, I�m game for

that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?�

Stevie Wonder says, �Pick a night.�

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