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LOOK!!! I'm a millionaire!!!! Just have to confirm a few things, and I'm off to Beverly....Hills, that is!!! 
Dr.George Idris.
Chairman Contract Review Panel,
Abidjan, Cote D Ivoire.
West Africa.
Attn/ To: XXXXXX(name deleted to protect...ME!)
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential.
I got your contact in our search for a foreign partner who has the Ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude Involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.
We are top officials of the Federal Government contract review panel who are interested in investment in your country with funds which are presently trapped here in Cote D Ivoire.In other to commence this Business, we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your Account the said trapped funds.
The source of this fund is as follows: During the last regime here of General Robert Guei in Cote D Ivoire, some government official's set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over Invoiced in various ministries. The government set up a contract review panel and we have Identified a lot of inflated contracts funds which are presently Deposited in a BANK here in Abidjan, Cote D Ivoire .
However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of the panel ,we cannot acquire this money in our name.I have therefore ,been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues to look for an overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the total sum of USD$15,500,000.00 [ FIFTEEN MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS].
Hence we are writing you this letter. We agreed to share the money thus:
[1] 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER [YOU]
[2] 10% FOR MICSELLENIOUS EXPENSES
[3] 70% FOR US [THE OFFICALS]
It is from the 70% that we wish to commence investments in your country as you will also stand as our foreign agent over there. Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transaction latest seven [7] days from the date of the receipt of the following information bellow.
[A] COMPANYS NAME BENEFICIARY OF ACCOUNT.
YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBERS.
[C] BANK ACCOUNT/SORT/ABA/ROUTING NUMBERS
WHICH THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO.
[D] YOUR BANK ADDRESS, TELEPHONE NUMBERS/FAX NUMBERS.
The above information will enable us commence the transfer of this funds into your account in your country without delay.
We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.
I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I hear from you.
Kind regards,
Dr.George Idris.
Was Sie schon immer wissen wollten aber nie zu Fragen trauten? Yahoo! Clever hilft Ihnen.
Dr.George Idris.
Chairman Contract Review Panel,
Abidjan, Cote D Ivoire.
West Africa.
Attn/ To: XXXXXX(name deleted to protect...ME!)
First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential.
I got your contact in our search for a foreign partner who has the Ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude Involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.
We are top officials of the Federal Government contract review panel who are interested in investment in your country with funds which are presently trapped here in Cote D Ivoire.In other to commence this Business, we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your Account the said trapped funds.
The source of this fund is as follows: During the last regime here of General Robert Guei in Cote D Ivoire, some government official's set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over Invoiced in various ministries. The government set up a contract review panel and we have Identified a lot of inflated contracts funds which are presently Deposited in a BANK here in Abidjan, Cote D Ivoire .
However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of the panel ,we cannot acquire this money in our name.I have therefore ,been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues to look for an overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the total sum of USD$15,500,000.00 [ FIFTEEN MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS].
Hence we are writing you this letter. We agreed to share the money thus:
[1] 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER [YOU]
[2] 10% FOR MICSELLENIOUS EXPENSES
[3] 70% FOR US [THE OFFICALS]
It is from the 70% that we wish to commence investments in your country as you will also stand as our foreign agent over there. Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the transaction latest seven [7] days from the date of the receipt of the following information bellow.
[A] COMPANYS NAME BENEFICIARY OF ACCOUNT.
YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBERS.
[C] BANK ACCOUNT/SORT/ABA/ROUTING NUMBERS
WHICH THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO.
[D] YOUR BANK ADDRESS, TELEPHONE NUMBERS/FAX NUMBERS.
The above information will enable us commence the transfer of this funds into your account in your country without delay.
We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.
I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I hear from you.
Kind regards,
Dr.George Idris.
Was Sie schon immer wissen wollten aber nie zu Fragen trauten? Yahoo! Clever hilft Ihnen.
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To think I threw my offer away from somewhere in Kuwait...
Why not open a brand new account with zero $ and tell them to start sending the $$$.
Unfortunately you have gone and broken the confidentiallity and they probably will have to look for different "sucker"...
And sad to think there are people who fall for that stuff... if it came by e-mail you should send it to your ISP... not that they can do anything about it.. the best thing is what you did here.. make light of it... now go back to work "poor" man...
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You sure are lucky,
whats ya going ta do first? Spend a bundle on the WIFE
good choice..How bout ya spending a little on us here at C3VR..Mine came from India, I would have been a guest at the Tas ma hull with spiced tea and all..
whats ya going ta do first? Spend a bundle on the WIFE good choice..How bout ya spending a little on us here at C3VR..Mine came from India, I would have been a guest at the Tas ma hull with spiced tea and all.. 
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I get at least one or two of those a day. Anything from lotteries in Europe to dead people all over the world with no heirs. All you have to do is step up and claim it! Yeah, right. I would really like to respond with...."
, and futhermore, ."longhorn294 2007-04-02 16:05:30
, and futhermore, ." I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas... 
Is this some kind of April's Fools joke again Joel 
You gonna be rich, now you can quit your job and come to Carson City with us 
You gonna be rich, now you can quit your job and come to Carson City with us MARK
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