Not a bad idea......

> I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
> HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
>
> (1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the
> official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
>
> (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to
> straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
> We will use the 'Walmart' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't
> need it.'
>
> (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
>
> (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one
> of our many observation towers on the southern border.
> (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire
> on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
>
> (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state.
> If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The
> president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.
>
> (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of
> the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of
> urinalysis and a passing grade.
>
> (7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check
> positive you're banned for life.
>
> (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you
> steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.
> If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you
> chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
>
> (9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat.
> A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
>
> (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will
> immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the
> national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters
> occur around the world, we'll ask the American people
> if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen
> can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
>
> (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school
> and every day in Congress.
>
> (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate
> ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
>
> Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you
> better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.
> Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in
> November.
> God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!