A man owned a small ranch in Wyoming. The Wage & Hours Board of the
>>   Wyoming State Department of Labor claimed he was not paying proper
>> wages to
>>   his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
>>
>>   "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"
>> demanded the
>>   agent.
>>
>>   "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my ranch hand who's been with
>> me for 3
>>   years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
>>
>>   The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week
>> plus free
>>   room and board.
>>
>>   Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and
>> does about
>>   90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays
>> his own
>>   room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday
>> night. He
>>   also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
>>
>>   "That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the agent.
>>
>> "You're talkin' to him" said the rancher ...

Coming from a farm/ranch feller....that thar's purdy dang funny!!!!

Gary..............Good one