* GPS isn't a necessity when your traveling companion knows the landscape according to drinking establishments....

* Travel time can be most interesting if you swap partners right out of the chute.....

* RV's pulling trailers who cut you off on the interstate recognize hand signals much faster when it is accompanied by moans of disbelief and angry facial gestures from the near miss vehicle....

* Soft spoken quite women talking about cheese should be watched very closely......

* It has become brutally apparent that medians are becoming taller and our legs must be getting shorter.....

* No matter how hard you try it is impossible to stay together as a group while cruising if the other lane doesn't respect that vettes have the right away.....

* When asked to recite after me anything about Fig Pluckers you should always answer NO!

* When attempting describe Peter Pan it is best not to relate the sir name to any body parts......

* Women like to help wash vettes but sometimes have difficulty turning on the water.....

* Writing notes is much better with a pen the has written on it: " I own a fast corvette So drive it like I stole it ... Smokin tires and Hot women,,,, can't get any better!"

* Annual fathers day presents are much better when coupled with a great birthday gift....

* Hand signals won't help push a PT Cruiser through a yellow light when the driver can't breath....

* Women make some of the best aeronautical designs...

* Bird Poop is a common hatred among vette owners much lick it is to those who hang laundry on the line....

* Limbo can only be played with a willing party and someone holding the stick.....

* What in Gods name is a SIZEOMETER?????

* Anniversary corvettes stay cleaner if driven with the car cover on them....

* Marilyn and Karen are spelled exactly the same???

* There are no birds in China....

* Horse trailers are more accommodating for overnight stays than vette interiors under the car cover....

* In every Vette event the should be accommodating parking for Honda's & PT Cruisers.....

* Zora Huston and the Chinaberry Tree is a great book!!!




                                                                                  Tux....    Tuxblacray2008-06-16 17:09:27

Tux You crack me up.........................If ya wanna know what a size-o-meter is I'll show it to ya, However I believe Jannie has it at this time............. along with the 9" Pan...........

What is a Size-O-Meter?  And what does it have to do with C3's?? greypoupon692008-06-16 19:44:52

[QUOTE=greypoupon69]What is a Size-O-Meter?  And what does it have to do with C3's?? [/QUOTE] Sarge812008-06-16 20:21:56

On the way home we found out that:

[QUOTE=Tuxblacray]*
* time can be most interesting if you swap partners right out of the chute.....
                                                                  Tux....    [/QUOTE]

This is the one that has me wonderin just what all was going on here.

Is this like a "club" within a club?

[QUOTE=jt's73]
[QUOTE=Tuxblacray]** time can be most interesting if you swap partners right out of the chute.....

                                                                Tux....    [/QUOTE]This is the one that has me wonderin just what all was going on here.Is this like a "club" within a club?[/QUOTE]

Don't ask...don't tell....

Glad youse guys had a good time!

Tanx fer da pics, too!

I learned this in the parking lot outside the motel:





Click for pic!


(inserted corrected link)Adams' Apple2008-06-17 19:05:00

well, that didn't work...hey Tux...any chance you could help me post this small picture?  It's a classic, 'd like to share what we saw coming home.  Sorry for the HTML ignorance...

    I learned that when cruising with a bunch of Corvettes in a Honda that it is impossible to pedal fast enough to keep up.