Topic: 1st time sex
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A young teen boy and girl are talking. The girl says my mom & dad would like to invite you over for dinner and afterwards I'd like to have sex for the first time. Well the boy is all excited & to prepare he walks into a pharmacy . He tells the pharmacist he's going to have sex for the first time, what would he need? The man tells him you will need condoms & goes on for over an hour telling him about the joys of sex and how to go about it so he can enjoy it to the fullest. He tells him condoms come in 1 pack 10 pack or family pack. What would he like?. The boy says, " looks like I'm really going to enjoy this". "I better have the family pack". The day comes and they are sitting down to dinner. The mother asks him if he could say grace. Well the boy says grace and goes into silent prayer. 10 minutes, 20 min. a half hour go by and the boy is still in silent prayer. finaly the girl leans over and says, "I didn't know you we're so religious". The boy wispers back..........."And I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".
my7T1 2006-09-29 13:43:09

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