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A fast drive through Paris

Posted: 5/17/09 2:15pm Message 31 of 65
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[QUOTE=aceinthehole]Amazing Larry. That's how you do it though. Every which way you can buddy Thumbs Up. I wish we had an open thread that we could throw stories like this into all the time.   [/QUOTE] It would have to be under "anything goes" because some of my experences needs to go there!


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Posted: 5/17/09 2:17pm Message 32 of 65
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Jimmy, you and Will seem to like some of my experences.........for you guys I'll keep em coming.......I had a lot of fun and caused a lot of commotion at times.   corvette440hp2009-05-17 14:18:05


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Posted: 5/17/09 2:46pm Message 33 of 65
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ya know Larry  I just wish I was closer to ya. You seem to haver a lot of knowledge and experience that I think would have been great to learn from. I like to entertain a good story and it is cool to see what and how other people live their lives. Most of my younger and dumber stuff was not related to cars but to lifes dicisions, such as getting married way to young then endin up divorced and a miriad of other trivial ignorant moves. Cars have always been a more distant love but as I have been able to earn a better livin I can afford to have the toy. I like to hear what people have done to their machines to make them their own It gives me Ideas for what I would love to do myself. Maybe not the suicidal stuff but I like learnin bout the michanics of it all.
 
Keep the stories a flowin da mn good readin material and life lessons!



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Posted: 5/17/09 4:30pm Message 34 of 65
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Will, I wish we could all share more........but that's the beauty of this site. Everyone seems to have struck up a freindship with each other. Some members like certain other members....that's really cool due to the fact that we are in different sections of the country. We all have the common bond of the love of Corvettes. I appreciate you including us in your life. I think that as we get older we do get a bit wiser...........maybe not in my case. I hope things work out well for you. You shouldn't encourage me........because I have many experences......that I managed to live thru. God don't want me until I straighten up. Only the good die young.........I'll probably live to quite a ripe old age. Now back to life experiences........good and bad!   


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Posted: 5/17/09 4:41pm Message 35 of 65
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My brother grabs two bottles of beer out of a six pack that some guys just bought. They find the bottles in his back pockets. Ticked off they decide to hang him. They put a noose around his neck, throw the other end over the rung of a telephone pole. His hands are tied behind him. He has a box cutter in his back pocket (worked in a grocery store). He got the cutter opened and cut his bindings securing his hands. As they are about ready to pull the rope.....he lunges forward to slash the guy pulling the rope. The guy sees this coming and deflects the razor down....right thru my brothers leg. Blood is everywhere, what to do?..........they throw him in their car an take him to get stiches at the hospital. All that they were planning was to scare him. Stupdity gone wrong.


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Posted: 5/17/09 4:51pm Message 36 of 65
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Another time my brother cuts school to play war with a friend. They go to a farmers area. My brother had a JC Higgins rifle. George and my brother Tom take shots at each other.......my brother loses........takes a bullit in the left chest area....near the armpit. They throw down their rifles and hitch-hike to the hospital. His wound was in the nerve center, that controls the left hand movements. They had to leave the bullit in due to worry about more damage if removed. He had to get all kinds of shock treatments to gain control again. He had a mark there which kind of looked like a belly button. This gets better.......I'll tell you more tomorrow....   




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Posted: 5/17/09 8:38pm Message 37 of 65
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Posted: 5/18/09 5:37pm Message 38 of 65
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I wake up one morning and find a left shoe that had the two section with big gaping holes all the way thru it. It turns out my brother Tom was is riding in a brand new 61 Corvette. He is the passenger. The guy driving is winding it out power shifting. Next thing he blows the pressure plate and flywheel. It blew thru the floor, dash and windshield, not to mention my brother's left foot. His smaller toes were mangled real good. Next thing to do hitch-hike to the hospital. He got kind of even with GM. He and the owner sued GM for big buck$ The owner got a new Corvette, and my brother got a good settlement (I never did find out how much)......I was just a punk at the time....holy cow.........I still am.........I'll continue more tomorrow...........     corvette440hp2009-05-18 17:38:40


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Posted: 5/18/09 8:38pm Message 39 of 65
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Ok I just remembered a recent doumb one....My Girlfriends brother and whole family including myself went out to a lake for a nice bbq. We were drinkin and ridin 4 wheelers, ya know doin b***hry stuff, since we were in the middle of nodarnwhere Oklahoma.Its gettin late and evry one is packin up to go on home. Gary(gf brother) and myself decide we are goin to take the 4 wheelers out round the late at night. fun riddin. Well we lost the trail halfway thru the trip and its pitch black outside. We came up on this steep grade hill and I was not able to get up it. It was nearly verticle and the only light we had was what was on the 4 wheelers. So I tell Gary that grade was too steep we aint gunna make it up there. He tells me na well get up there watch me. As he proceeds to drive his 4 wheeler up the incline I watch him fall straight backwards with the dam n thing landing on  his chest. To make matters worse we lost our cell phones on another fall earlier(Similar grade but got up it) After we take the long way round and get home a week later he goes to the doc to find a cpl of cracked ribs, and I ended up woth a bad rash from some plant fauna.


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Posted: 5/19/09 6:36am Message 40 of 65
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Will, that I know can be EXTREMELY painful. Thanks for sharing that. You just reminded me of when I was helping my father-in-law put a roof on his garage on Thanksgiving many years ago. The ladder that I was on collapsed. I fell on my side that had a roll of duct tape in the pocket. I jumped around gasping for breath. The pain was actually worse than when I got blown up and burned. I had to sleep on my back on the sofa for months. My wife had to pull my straight forward to help me up and had to assist my get dressed for work. One of the hardest things was to back up my truck…it’s hard to turn your neck and head. I found out that the only thing that doesn’t hurt is to fart. I would carry my toolbox with my arm straight down at my side. I would bend down at the knees to put it down. I never missed a day at work. In March (4 months later) I was beginning to mend. I opened the door to the roof at one of our local TV stations. I took a couple of steps on the ice (you guessed it) fell on the broken rib side. My wife (Nina) said that if I didn’t get checked out after work, she would drag me by the hair to the hospital. I actually didn’t know the extent of my injuries and was even thinking that I had a punctured lung. So off I went to be checked out.   At emergency they asked when and what happened. They asked if I missed any work. They were actually amused with me trying not to laugh out loud. They perform all the tests. Next thing I know they want to give me pain killers. So I ask “do I have broken ribs or what?” It turns out I had three in the front and one in the back. They weren’t amused with me anymore…they were very serious. I think the ribs hurt worse than when my nose was broken at the bridge and my eye was gouged. In 1979 I was in an electrical explosion and in the burn unit……..no working for 9 months…….Jobst garment for two years………but that was maybe less hurting than the ribs. I had a LOT OF FUN in my work. Someday I give you more gory details. ALL THIS DONE AND SAID, Jimmy (Ace) has been through a whole bunch worse  stuff than I have. Jimmy is my HERO…………..Clap    




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