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A Texas Cowboy

Posted: 11/2/07 7:32pm Message 1 of 5
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Irving, TX - USA
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
 
A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
 
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
 
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!"
 
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
 
"Just a couple minutes ago..."



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Posted: 11/2/07 8:57pm Message 2 of 5
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Flanders, NJ - USA
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Vette(s): 1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.
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Posted: 11/3/07 1:37pm Message 3 of 5
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Joined: 11/20/2005
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Vette(s): 1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold 1975 L48 4 speed
The cowpoke's got heart,...but it don't sound like he made it til the 8 second buzzer............ Biker 





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Posted: 11/5/07 10:23am Message 4 of 5
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Vette(s): 2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe
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