Subject: About Sex? Um....



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        Memorable quotes and words of wisdom




        "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
        --Tom Clancy



        "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
        --Steve Martin



        "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand."
        --Woody Allen



        "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
        --Rodney Dangerfield



        "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL."
        --Lynn Lavner



        "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at
the taxidermist."
        --Matt Barry



        "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
        --George Burns


        "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation The other eight
are unimportant."
        --George Burns



        "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."
        --Sharon Stone


        "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's
reading."
        --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)



        "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

        --Jack Nicholson


        "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
        --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara
had a sense of humor)



        "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
        --Robin Williams



        "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as
the only time of the month that I can be myself."
        --Roseanne



        "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
        --Billy Crystal



        "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front 0f men than they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful."
        --Robert De Niro



        "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"
        --Dustin Hoffman



        "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
        --Jerry Seinfeld



        "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."
        --Rod Stewart



        "See, the p roblem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
only enough blood to run one at a time."
        --Robin Williams

[QUOTE=Hmel '74]        Subject: About Sex? Um....

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        Memorable quotes and words of wisdom

        "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
        --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara
had a sense of humor)
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Barbara Bush didn't really say that, did she?  I just can't imagine Barbara Bush even saying "oral sex"! 

kkfinch2007-04-03 18:56:25

[QUOTE=kkfinch] [QUOTE=Hmel '74]        Subject: About Sex? Um....

        -----
        Memorable quotes and words of wisdom

        "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
        --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara
had a sense of humor)
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Barbara Bush didn't really say that, did she?  I just can't imagine Barbara Bush even saying "oral sex"! 

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