Baby's First Dr's Visit:

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The Doctor finally arrived, and examined the baby, and while checking
his weight became a little concerned. He asked if the baby was being
breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, please strip to your waist," he requested.

She did. The Doctor pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed
examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby
is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm really glad I came."