The Bacon Tree...
>
>Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
>death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
>when all of a sudden...
>
>"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet"
>
>"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
>
>   So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
>there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>
>There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon,
>double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
>
>
>"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
>
>"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"
>
>"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no
>meerage, ees a bacon tree".
>
>And with that...Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 yards,
>Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens
>up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded
>but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
>
>"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
>
>"Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
>
>"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
>
>Ees,
>
>Ees,
>
>Ees,
>
>Ees,
>
>Eees... a Ham Bush.
>
>There are as many opinions as there are experts. T Roosevelt